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Well we live in Australia right so stuff is so spread out its difficult to do local co op.

I reckon a whole bunch of lads would love to see online co op added as a stretch goal. Imagine playing with members of this, or the DKVine Forum. Or with your children across the globe. I don't know how likely the latter scenario is but it brings a tear to my eye.

Online Co Op, the way to go baby.

If it's anything like BK then I'll be harder than a plank of wood eh lads?

Look at this vampire bat.



Now tell me, is the nose still offputting?

So uh...

Maybe its a turtle with a shell that has googly eyes.

Or the lizard/chameleon with a peacock/owl companion...

I reckon it's either a peacock or an owl. The lizard is probably a chameleon.

If you can't hold on, right, just go to the bathroom and offload your excitement there heh.

I love having wood..en Palm trees.

As long as there are no stretch marks, am I right lads?

Right well it's actually a chameleon and 2 one eyed snakes above him. Done.

So I reckon we all know that the lads in Playtonic Games are going to repeatedly thrust some risque elements in their games. Like, for example, most notably the land mass in Terrydactyl Land, the questionable sea man's broth and characters in that other place. The B.O.B. suck and blow options where ...

Or a mode like Super Mario Galaxy where you have to collect green stars after collecting all the normal stars which are hidden really well.

Oh yes ice caves are beautiful too. Slipside Ride was a fantastic ice cave stage.

Replayability is nice and all, just don't do DK64 and make character swap at certain points only and character exclusive items. Want replayability? Online co op and competitive with levelling up shenanigans With rewards such as a new skin when a level is reached. Or Rayman Legends like ranked daily/...

Click Clock Woods was just a beautiful stage. I will never forget raising the eagle and seeing him flying off.

So, I reckon the main villain shouldn't ask any questions about the game or the journey, but exclusively ask trivia questions about Taylor Swift. Like, are haters gonna hate? And will she shake? Maybe which song talks about which ex boyfriend. Which Victoria Secret model did she exclude from a Victo...

As long as Playtonic doesn't do a Peter Molyneux and run off with lads' cash. He ought to be held down and beaten with a gnarled stick. You know the most bizarre thing is he promised pledgers free copies of the game, so imagine the backers shock when it pops up on iPad as freemium rubbish? Or people...

The more memorable levels by Rare was DKC's Snow Barrel Blast as DK blasts his way through an increasingly treacherous blizzard and BKs Christmas themed world. I would love to see both these themes combined in the upcoming game for the ice world eh?

So I'm not sure if it's been mentioned but hiding your real name somewhere in the game.

If it's a lizard right, and he gets castrated, that means it grows back right?