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Brilliant! I reckon if the character can translate directly into soft porn then rule 34 will benefit greatly.

And if the main character, which I'm betting is a lizard, has a long tongue...

Honestly lives are a bit of an outdated thing really. If you're over 40 and play this game then you should automatically get a game over anyway eh? (I'm just kidding heh I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this lives or no lives) I'm hoping for a looping game over cutscene where the bootylicious badd...

I reckon, right, that one of the heroes has to have castrated themselves before puberty to ensure that they have a really high pitch whiny voice, and they had plastic surgery so they can appear to be white...

Wait what? There was a famous singer that did the same thing?

To be honest, right, the only cut scene I'd want is a game over scene where the baddy turns into a bootylicious babe.

If we get a sexy Gruntilda type game over scene, im all up for lives

Microsoft is as bad as Jimmy Saville. That's all I need to say.

So DKC, the most impressive thing about that game in terms of gameplay is A) the hard physics B) the roll jump C) rolling through multiple enemies and gaining speed These are pure strong gameplay decisions that made the whole DKC amazing just by themselves (along with natural hyper realism). BK had ...

Some of the mechanics I loved in the first DKC had something to do with those awesome mine cart stages. the carts and the thrill of instant death. Also that hard core stage in Snow Barrel Blast with the intense atmosphere and hard arse blast barrels. I'm keen for something like that to be done, with...

I scour the bloody coast of South Africa searchin for blood diamonds.

The unnamed goldfish ought to tap some ass eh lads?

Do you lads reckon bullying others into silence is really appropriate? If someone is keen, they should speak up in public that's how people get elected in 'the real world'. I put my hand up to show willingness but not obsessive eagerness, and I'm not going to be lectured by random strangers what I s...

Well I'm more then happy to moderate the site. I've had experience in moderating many forums and threads.

Lennon and Yoko

I reckon keep it hidden, those that cannot find the forum are not worthy heh...

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Animal Buddies like DKC, or Transformations like BK? I am personally hoping for animal buddies with occasional transformations for those specific sections not requiring the secondary character's Kazooie-like-wings (or whatever benefit the secondary character provides in the game). Also I'd like to s...

I'm uh... scraps69. Not to be confused with leftovers but definitely not to be confused sexually... or sexually confused. I'm not sure anymore... Anyway, I like seamen, blow holes, big fat juicy roosters, buttering muffins, volcanic eruptions, firm hard rams, getting my balls out while playing golf,...

If anything, he'd go to Ukulele Island because of clear Kinect Discrimination heh.