I want an option to disable Yooka's feet...shadows
and I want to be able to milk cows, and raise crops 'n stuff, then turn them into 720 different species with IV's and EV's, they will have to carry guns In first person, ragdoll physics with a lot of blood. Game has to be moddable and I want a level editor to build worlds brick by brick, but not like minecraft. That's a lego rip-off. More like Eden. Oh, don't forget stealth gameplay. I want to be able to race a shiny cabbage with my lvl 80 stealth assassimato. Mini-games F*ck yeah, eat that. Chameleon simulator all the way. Don't forget base-management and turn-based strategy old-school 2.5D rpg tabletop mechanics. Would love to point and click my way through a legal procedure in a space game where you try to settle a new world while shouting OBJECTION all the time. In the end you didn't exist and the final boss will be the reflection of your soul. Then they will have to add in sudoku cryptology audio-based binary secrets that take years to solve. Only after solving the true ending will you be able to fly in planes and unlock the roulette machine.
And a playable penguin with a gambling addiction, with pants, holding an orange. That will teach you how to speak spanish while cooking several recipes based on actual japanese history. All in a visual novel.
With blob shadows.
Stop picking your nose