This topic derailed. Why are we talking about saggy old spouses? Ew.
Anyway, I think I'll wait until we know more about the game, or if whether there are any hinderances/advancements on some platforms (For instance, if one version is graphically/technically less advanced, or if a controller better suits gameplay, etc)
Judging by what we know now, as long as it's technically on par, I'll go with the WiiU version just for the GamePad. If not, I'll try to go with the PS4 because I like the DualShock.