The device, it could yet see me "promoted"
There's something about the word choice of "promoted" that hints to the device's function I think...
What if this story happened in the past? The device ensured the existence of something in the future.
Yet the duck says "my" future is secured.
... What if this is not a duck talking?
Ever wondered why the thing in the profile picture is purple?
GAWD, the possibilities!