Seriously? I thought Ash Paulsen's review was the most fair version I've seen so far. It's MILES better than Jim Sterling's review, I'll say that much!
Incidentally, Ash did a video showing off the game post-patch. I kind of hope Playtonic sees it so they know what they could improve upon with future patches:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1LNDsl3HJE