Is that a Hunchback's hand I see to the side,
It's now obvious to me, this turns the tide.
When I was wee lad, I will never forget,
When Hunchy and I first met.
The face he had, it was ugly as a goat,
I regret the things I did in that House of the Boat (Boathouse, that is my answer).
He was shy, I felt bad, but that didn't matter,
If I didn't do something, I'd be served on a platter.
So I quickly erased all my morals away,
and kicked Hunchy's face till the vines wouldn't stay.