You know, what was there was nothing to right home about.
The graphics were good (minus those lifeless eyes), controlled ok, and sounded fine.
But it just didn't feel fun. I kind of feel like Conker was something that could only exist in the early 2000.
And going even further, is it possible that the game was simply a novelty?
Biz Markie isn't making albums anymore, so maybe Conker's time is gone as well.