I reside in the freeest country on Earth: F***topia, 269 miles west of the tip of America's Trowzer (Florida). Currently suing the United States government for proper recognition and harassment. U.N. has my back. The EPA keeps threatening to tear down my house b.c. it's built on a reef or some nonsense, but I tell 'em, "it's not a reef, it's F*** Rock, and it's a national landmark! I consummated 2 of my 3 current marriages there! And if a mobile unit is good enough for a Florida bayou, it's good enough for beachfront real estate in my new homeland!"